so explain again why im purple
no
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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