I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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