We need to rekindle our bromance
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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