he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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