I can't watch pbs sober anymore
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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