That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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