just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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