I puked a lego.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
