He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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