So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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