We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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