Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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