Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Randomize