i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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