hell yes lets make some ravioli
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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