I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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