I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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