is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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