We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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