hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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