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(586): View more from Michigan

is your mom at the bar?

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(616): View more from Michigan

when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.

(248): View more from Michigan

who is this?

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(563): View more from Iowa

his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?

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(323): View more from California

Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!

(206): View more from Washington

Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...

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(519): View more from Ontario

i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING

(617): View more from Massachusetts

you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina

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