she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Even my vagina gasped.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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