If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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