Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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