The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
There r osticjed everywhere
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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