it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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