Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We are two peas in an std pod
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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