i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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