If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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