Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
this is an emotional support booty call
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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