I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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