I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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