its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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