i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Randomize
