So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
