sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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