Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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