i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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