normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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