escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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