The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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