dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
It's shark week go big or go home
where are my eyebrows?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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