what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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