Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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