Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just tell him i said nine months
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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