And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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