How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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