The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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