But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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