is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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