Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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